Husbands say the darndest things...

So I went to Bluewater (woo hoo!) yesterday with the hubby. I tried on about fifty perfumes, all of which got "eh" or "it's okay.." or a flat out "EWW". I have been on this quest to find the perfume that would drive him wild with desire at the merest whiff to no avail. It's been years. I forced him to pick one once and he chose "Britney Spears Fantasy" how embarrassing!! But he at least likes it. Then I find out its because it has chocolate in it. It still doesn't do its job. I wear it all the time and he never notices.

So we are sitting at Starbucks enjoying a frappucino and I say "I'm just trying to find a signature scent that when you smell it, it reminds you of me." and he says "pony". That's right. When he smells horse, he thinks of me. Joy. (grumpy face)